I hope that the following contribution to the National Climate Task Force will help that White House office to save some time and taxpayer money on researching the impacts of global warming/climate change.
You're welcome.
Human Induced Climate Change Impacts:
wildfires
tornadoes
hurricanes
more rain
less rain
more lightning
more deaths from lightning
drought
high summer temperatures
more heat-related deaths
cold winter temperatures
more cold-related deaths
more snow
less snow
more volcano activity
more virulent anything
higher murder rates
higher crime rates
more road rage
increased cybercrime
increased poverty
increased racism
increased cancer rates
increased depression
slower internet
ink pens not writing
rising ocean levels
non-rising ocean levels
lakes drying up
lakes overflowing
desertification
un-desertification
glaciers melting
glaciers not melting
polar bears drowning
polar bear population increase
animals escaping from zoos
inability/lack of desire to pay student loan debt
increased spread of viruses
more viral pandemics
train derailments
increased plant/food production
increased famine
war
illegal immigration
dryer pancakes
Pluto being demoted from planet to a big icy rock
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